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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:08
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors